the portrait

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 25-Aug-2006 15:18:11

Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a
Famous artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a
Diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health i s not good and
My husband is having an affair with his secretary.
When I die, I'm sure he will marry her; and I want
The bitch to go nuts looking for my jewelry."

Post 2 by jamesk (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 25-Aug-2006 16:07:51

laughing. great one

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 25-Aug-2006 18:14:21

Hey, that's funny. She should meet up with George from another post in this board.

Bob

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 25-Aug-2006 22:11:34

Yeah, she and George are both very smart.

Post 5 by frequency (the music man) on Saturday, 26-Aug-2006 2:06:57

damn. if only she would've found george in the beginning...